Hipster-tastic White Wine Mustard

mustard

Scenario:

Your friend has invited you to a BBQ. His girlfriend has this hot friend you just *know* will be coming. Impress the panties off her by busting out this mustard you made yourself. That’s right…MUSTARD! I promise its way easier than it sounds. Just don’t let her know that, and soak in the compliments and revel in the admiring looks she will be sending your way.

Ingredients

  • 1/3 cup (55g) mustard seeds
  • 1/3 cup (80ml) white wine vinegar
  • 1/3 cup (80ml) dry white wine (or water)
  • 1 tablespoon maple syrup
  • 1 teaspoon ground turmeric
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • big pinch of cayenne
  • 2-4 tablespoons warm water, if necessary

Directions

1. Combine all the ingredients in a stainless-steel bowl. Cover, and let stand for 2-3 days.

2. Put the ingredients in a blender and whiz until as smooth as possible. Add 2 to 4 tablespoons of water if the mustard is too thick.

That’s it Killer! Pour that shit into a hipster approved Mason jar and you’ve got yourself a guaranteed date for next Saturday.

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