Hipster-tastic White Wine Mustard



Your friend has invited you to a BBQ. His girlfriend has this hot friend you just *know* will be coming. Impress the panties off her by busting out this mustard you made yourself. That’s right…MUSTARD! I promise its way easier than it sounds. Just don’t let her know that, and soak in the compliments and revel in the admiring looks she will be sending your way.


  • 1/3 cup (55g) mustard seeds
  • 1/3 cup (80ml) white wine vinegar
  • 1/3 cup (80ml) dry white wine (or water)
  • 1 tablespoon maple syrup
  • 1 teaspoon ground turmeric
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • big pinch of cayenne
  • 2-4 tablespoons warm water, if necessary


1. Combine all the ingredients in a stainless-steel bowl. Cover, and let stand for 2-3 days.

2. Put the ingredients in a blender and whiz until as smooth as possible. Add 2 to 4 tablespoons of water if the mustard is too thick.

That’s it Killer! Pour that shit into a hipster approved Mason jar and you’ve got yourself a guaranteed date for next Saturday.


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