I know who you are. You’re that asshole who made his bed, febreezed his house and put out fresh towels “in case tonight was the night she finally hooks up with you!”

And yet again…you came home to your made up bed and cried. Gross.

But fear not, as a proud owner of a vagina, I am here to help you catch that lady…with made food skillz….errr…yo.

Peek around, you’re bound to find something that will make her panties drop so hard, they reach China.


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